I am a smart and sassy wife and mother with six lovely offspring (three boys, three girls). I dislike going places with them; it's such hard work. So we stay home most of the time and enjoy our chaos without an audience. Here I am, a Queen Bee with a house full of drones (if only . . .), a nest full of noisy fledglings. Honestly, I just like my little cocoon. I love doing homey things like baking and sewing and reading and decorating. This blog is about all of that.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Weather report for idiots
Thanks for clarifying, news channel. I thought it might be one of those 98º days that are cold.
You are very insensitive. That "hot" is written for people with CRND. A chronic condition that affects 1 in 500 Americans. Can't Read Numbers Disorder. They can only read letters and I am sure they are offended by this post. You probably know someone who has CRND. They are your neighbor. They are your friends. They are you grocery store clerks. And I don't have it. In fact, just made that all up.
I'm jealous of all those suns! Up here, all we get on our weather report is clouds and rain.
ReplyDeleteGiggle :)
ReplyDelete98. I forgot it's possible to be hot. Or even warm.
ReplyDeleteStraight 35-40 this week.
You are very insensitive. That "hot" is written for people with CRND. A chronic condition that affects 1 in 500 Americans. Can't Read Numbers Disorder. They can only read letters and I am sure they are offended by this post. You probably know someone who has CRND. They are your neighbor. They are your friends. They are you grocery store clerks.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't have it. In fact, just made that all up.
You could have my problems. High of 43, rainy and windy. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThe guy whose supposed to get our yard in shape to sell can't come for at least another WEEK (into MAY) because the ground is too wet.
Did I mention how excited I am to move to the south?
I guess this is for the 5-year olds who are watching? Or maybe the general population is just getting stupider and we need this sort of detail?
ReplyDeleteThey could have put "hot" in front of every one of those days. Man, I can't beleive you guys are already in the steady 80's and 90's!
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